ATTENTION PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME
I HAVE MOVED BLOGS YET AGAIN. I can now be found at ZmeyTheUnyielding.tumblr.com Seriously, I know it takes forever just to click the follow button on my new blog. I won’t be updating this blog anymore, and in a few weeks, I’ll be deleting it. SORRY!
imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Me: Oh my god.
Me: This music.
Me: I'm getting feels
Me: I can't handle the feels
Mom: Isn't that from your video game?
Me: MOM OMG GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
My blog sucks.
NEEDS TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
Bitches Need To Understand
Fanfiction is not about fucking real people, retards. fanfiction ain’t got nothin’ to do with your shitty bands. Those are just shitty sex stories written by perverse girls in their teens.
angrycanary asked: I'm so forever alone that I'm sending myself a message. Am I internet famous yet?
pyreo: I think we might as well stop joking that “bad M-rated fanfiction is written by virgins” because 50 Shades of Grey was written by someone with 2 kids #yes
guys I’m alone in my room in my pajamas on tumblr listening to dubtep, what has my life become.
I eat food.
If you have a vagina
You are apparently automatically better than many things than most men. Why is that? Do vaginas teach you things? Because penises don’t do any shit like that. Teach me your ways…
earthtojal3x: failureofageneration: We are having a tumblr war right now. You’ll see this. I know you will. fu q
We are having a tumblr war right now. You’ll see this. I know you will.
I was told not to stay up all night
I want a robot
Either one of these two options 1) Some thing small, symmetrical, and useful, that follows me around with flight. You know, like ED-E from F:NV. I’d talk to it. Like a crazy person. It would have to beep though, that way I could pretend like I could understand it, and make my douchebag classmates jealous. Because they’re assholes. 2)Something gigantic, bulky, dangerous and deadly....
lulz-time: sexy-fail: theycallmeheatherfeather: wherelightexists: toastandpamphlets: trackerjackin: aishaneko: narglefighter: especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH. YAY ITS BACK THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME I’m just gonna go cry in the corner now OH HELL...
I have changed my mind. I had decided that when I grow up, I was going to have a sweet 80s sports car that was super un-practical and silly. I had decided on a DeLorean, mostly because I love the car and the history behind it, you know, even though it has a sad 2.8 litre that spits out 130 or so horsepower. Here is the beauty. But I’ve changed my mind. Instead, I want a Ferrari 308. A...
This is literally the most stressful I’ve been all year. Tomorrow is the day that decides whether or not I’ll be going to summer school. This is a really terrifying concept for me. I am going to be studying until I go to bed. I’ve never actually ever studied for a test. I will also be doing all the extra credit work tonight, seeing as I accidentally left my mathbook at my...
FAMOUS INTERNET PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING TO ME
This is not news, because I am awesome Though internally I’m having a bit of a panic attack. WHAT DO I SAY TO MAKE SURE I DON’T SOUND STUPID?
Watching Your Friends Play One Of Your Single...
And they’re doing everything wrong.
I don’t blog. I slap my keyboard and screech like a pterodactyl.
They See Me Rollin'