Trying to Dance Like Michael Jackson

Why is it that I can’t do it? I mean seriously? How hard can it be? All my friends are like

“Just do this!”

But my dumb ass is over here like

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Dysfunctional Diamondback

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In these pages you will find the metacognation of a member of the 'new generation". Yes, that means cuss words and bad jokes, fast cars, and "neat" animals. Why the snake? I suppose we're kindred souls in the way that although I may seem scary to be around at first, I'm really just a dude who owns a knife and a social anxiety problem. Also, I really like being left alone, though don't be afraid to leave me a message. I don't bite....
Hard.

Me, Elsewhere

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